Last night we had the choice between a prosecutor and a criminal and we chose the criminal, more than half of the country voted for Donald Trump, it turns out the election wasn’t rigged even though he said it was while people were in line voting, Jimmy’s kids were very upset at the news, Jimmy received a lot of texts from anxious friends and family members, President Biden watched all of the action from the White House and he called Trump today to congratulate him, Kamala Harris also called Donald Trump to concede and she gave a speech at her alma mater Howard University, the voting itself went relatively smoothly despite a number of bomb threats that were sent into heavily democratic precincts, it was a terrible night for so many in America, Jimmy offers some thoughts about how we move forward, Cousin Micki shares something positive, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd to ask people if they voted in the election today (even though it was yesterday).
Source: Jimmy Kimmel Live (YouTube), 6 November 2024
Source: Executive Department, State of California. Thanks to Rebecca Solnit for the heads-up.
Two states
We want two states
North and south
Two, two states
Forty million daggers
Forty million daggers
Forty million daggers
Forty million daggers
Two states
We want two states
There’s no culture
There’s no spies
Forty million daggers
Forty million daggers
Forty million daggers
Forty million daggers
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Source: The Russian Reader